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The Loyal Order of the
taoGUIN (TLOOTt)
TLOOTt Haiku Page
From Tribblehunter, ET Forum
my first humble haiku submission as a gnubie to the order of the taoGUIN:
Does your OS suck?
Then Linux is required.
Windows just won't do.
From Tribblehunter, ET Forum Second haiku submission
You work hard for cash
Why spend it all on software?
Go with open source!
From Tribblehunter, ET Forum Third haiku submission
Which one do I choose?
So many distributions!
Boldly try them all!
From Tribblehunter, ET Forum Fourth haiku submission
Format your Windows.
Pay homage to the taoGUIN.
Linux here I come!
From Tribblehunter, ET Forum Fifth haiku submission
Expand your knowledge.
Windows is for the stagnant.
Linux: free your mind!
From Tribblehunter, ET Forum Sixth haiku submission
Windows be afraid,
The taoGUIN will soon catch you.
For your crimes you'll pay!
From Tribblehunter, ET Forum Seventh haiku submission
Doubt the penguin's might?
The taoGUIN is all-knowing.
He'll show you the light.
From Tribblehunter, ET Forum Eighth haiku submission
Red Hat, Debian,
SuSe, Mandrake, QNX,
Linux are they all.
From Lizzardfire, ET Forum First haiku submission
Because My Butt's big
And My Brain is very small
I pay for Windows
From Lizzardfire, ET Forum Second haiku submission
I am the prophet
Glanz is the death of Windows
Tribblehunter rhymes
From Lizzardfire, ET Forum Third haiku submission
The perfect couple
Nvidia and Linux
Together Always
From Lizzardfire, ET Forum Fourth haiku submission
Johnfish my teacher
Now learns from Lizz the prophet
Who learns from taoGUIN
From Tribblehunter, ET Forum 9th haiku submission
I write the haikus!
Lizzardfire writes too, but
The taoGUIN blessed me.
From Tribblehunter, ET Forum 10th haiku submission
Hey Lizzardfire!
No offense, I'm just teasing.
You are the prophet.
From Tribblehunter, ET Forum 11th haiku submission
Hail Lizzardfire!
Don't mess with the prophet! But,
no one kills the bard!
From Tribblehunter, ET Forum 12th haiku submission
Klingons use Linux!
Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam
if you use Windows!
Klingon translation of second line: "Today is a good day to die"
Convenient how the Klingon phrase worked out to exactly 7 syllables... ;-)
From Tribblehunter, ET Forum 13th haiku submission
I used to write prose.
The taoGUIN has enlightened,
now I write haikus.
From Tribblehunter, ET Forum 14th haiku submission
Use Linux for free.
What product activation?
No need for that crap.
From Lizzardfire, ET Forum 5th haiku submission
He does hunt tribbles
The prophet likes them roasted
Zenguin prefers fish
From Glanz, ET Forum 1st haiku submission
In antarctic night
a stately shadow hears
Windows shattering
From Glanz, ET Forum 2nd submission
This is an ancient form called the cinquaine....
Who knows
what evil lurks
within the heart of Win?
Let taoGUIN lead you from what murks
my kin.
From Tribblehunter, ET Forum 15th submission
I looked up cinquain, and also found another poem format, the diamente! So here goes my first diamente (these suckers are hard to write!):
Windows
bloated, costly,
stalling, failing, crashing,
whale, yugo, porsche, penguin
thriving, saving, remaining,
dependable, free
Linux
From Lizzardfire, ET Forum 6th haiku submission
I miss the hunter
He should email me now
I am waiting too
Lizzardfire's email
From Tribblehunter, ET Forum 16th haiku submission
XP commercials
with people flying around,
false advertising.
From Tribblehunter, ET Forum 17th haiku submission
Linux has a bird,
but the penguin doesn't fly.
He's busy working.
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John C. Fish: johncfish@johncfish.com